Music Awards ABC has the 32nd Annual American Music Awards show on tonight which means no Desperate Housewives and no Boston Legal. Don't they realize that I've been waiting all week long for those shows?

Well, this brings me to my next point: Why do we need to give out awards for musicians? Isn't the boat-load of money they're getting good enough? Why can't they do the awards based purely on the number of records sold? Then we wouldn't have to have any nominations, guessing, or the show -- they could just publish the winners in the NYTimes.

Maybe I should go pirate some songs to make myself feel better.